Celebrity Silliness

Hello Scarlett!

2007-12-10T22:24:00.000-08:00

In a recent interview, Dolly Parton said that in a movie of her life, she would love to be played by Scarlett Johansson.

And, in a different way, so would I, though she doesn't necessarily need to play me per se. We could have a real and fulfilling relationship, and then end it on good terms.

Yeah, probably not, but I can always dream right?

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Keira Knightley, All Nude, All the Time

2007-12-10T17:48:00.000-08:00

In a recent interview on the Ellen Degeneres show, Keira came clean about, well, coming clean. "I don't know why it happened this way. People ask me to pose naked and I just say yes! I find it vaguely liberating. I hope I don't become a nudist, but I'm definitely on my way!"

And, in this way, Keira become one of Ellen's very favorite guests.

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Author Kurt Vonnegut Dies

2007-04-12T10:19:00.000-07:00

Brilliant and thought-provoking author Kurt Vonnegut passed away last night at the age of 84. This great man penned the fascinating novels Slaughterhouse Five and Cat's Cradle among many others.

Oddly enough, his death kind of goes right along with one of his basic philosophies of life and existence: so it goes.

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Jennifer Hudson Gets Free Food

2007-03-13T09:48:00.000-07:00

It has been reported that due to an incident on American Idol where she, in response to a stinging barb by Simon who said that she wasn't thankful enough, asked if she also needed to thank Burger King for giving her her first job, Jennifer Hudson has been given free Burger King food for life. Burger King said that its loss of an employee was the entertainment world's gain.

Uhm, I'm going to go out on a limb here and suggest that Jennifer already has quite enough junk in the trunk, and she is beautiful the way she is. Let's hope that she doesn't take the king up on this offer too often. On the other hand, let's also hope that she doesn't turn into a skeleton like old Lindsay.

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Now I Can Rest Easily, and Sleep Again

2007-03-12T16:25:00.000-07:00

It is being reported that Mel B (the one making the un-pleasant face to the left) has decided to come off of her high horse and join the group again so that they can have a six-month world tour.

Seeing as how the Spice Girls are my whole reason for living, I couldn't be happier. I can once again breathe.

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Michael Jackson to Sell Beatles Catalogue

2007-03-12T16:17:00.000-07:00

Due to some enormous debts, Michael Jackson has decided to sell the remainder of the Beatles catalogue that he bought 22 years ago. Due to this purchase, Michael lost the friendship of his one-time musical accomplice, Paul McCartney.

Hmm. I guess it doesn't pay to screw over a friend. That's good to know.

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Jim Carrey Says the Words that Every Woman Is Dying to Hear

2007-02-07T09:17:00.000-08:00

When recently queried as to whether or not he would give girlfriend Jenny McCarthy a ring to show her that he loves her, Jim Carrey replied, "We're never getting married, but we're never getting divorced, which is fantastic."

Aw. Nothing pulls at the heartstrings more than a man who's with a woman who's much more attractive than he denying her marriage. I know that it makes me go a big rubbery one.

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After Denying Herself, Lindsay Treats Herself to Some Comfort, Southern, That Is

2007-02-06T09:29:00.000-08:00

It is being reported that after spending a goodly amount of time in rehab over the last few weeks, Lindsay Lohan rewarded her own graduation by going out and clubbing over the weekend.

Because if there's one thing that a recovering alcoholic needs, it's booze.

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Ben Affleck Is Not Smoking

2007-02-05T19:06:00.000-08:00

Everyone’s favorite husbandish figure to Jennifer Garner has made news recently by announcing that he will no longer be a smoker. Apparently, the number of cigarettes that he had to smoke on the set of “Smokin’ Aces” eventually came to disgust him.

Well, with him putting out the flames of smoking, I guess the only thing that’s left that’s hot about him is his…uhm…er…

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Maybe There's a Reason George Clooney Is Single

2006-11-17T10:29:00.000-08:00

George Clooney, in an interview about what it's like to be People's Sexiest Man Alive, had some interesting things to say about Matt Damon. Clooney was quoted as saying, "I have to say, this is a very big disappointment for Matt, because he did run a very good campaign. If you have been around him, you know he's sexy. His eyes pop. They have a twinkle. He's got a good smile, he's quite the dancer. He does rock a Speedo in 'Ocean's Thirteen'."

I'm just saying, that's not exactly how I choose to talk about my male friends, but, you know, whatever floats your boat.

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Shanna Moakler Is Classy

2006-11-17T10:07:00.001-08:00

Shanna Moakler, former wife of Blink 182's drummer Travis Barker, recently had some words of wisdom to impart to Paris Hilton. The, er, actress reminded Paris of something very important: "All I have to say is don't forget to take your Valtrex Paris." Valtrex is a herpes medication.

Ah. It's good to see both of these actresses are growing as people and not just throwing angry words at one another.

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Christian Bale Admits to Doing Crap

2006-11-17T09:42:00.000-08:00

In a recent interview, Christian Bale, the star of "Batman Begins," has admitted to the fact that a lot of the movies that he's been in are crappy. The star was quoted as saying, "I've certainly had times when I've thought, 'This is the most pointless crap I've ever come across'. Then I've thought, 'Yes but what would you rather be doing?' and I haven't come up with anything else yeet."

Aw. It's the feel good story of the year. I'll tell you what, Christian, if you keep making stuff like "Batman Begins" and "The Prestige," I won't hold your earlier ones against you.

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Ashley Judd Gives Off Mixed Messages

2006-11-16T12:20:00.000-08:00

After suggesting that the world would be a better place if men's magazine FHM didn't exist, Ashley Judd is appearing topless on this month's cover of Marie Claire. The actress has not been able to be reached for comment.

I know you're going to say that the goals of Marie Claire and the goals of FHM are entirely different, but I don't care. If you're going to condemn a magazine that shows women in various states of near nudeness, only to then appear on a magazine cover nearly nude yourself, I think that you should have to apologize. But that's me.

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Colin Farrell Is Kind of Gross

2006-11-16T12:03:00.000-08:00

Colin Farrell is a big fan of Russell Crowe. He had this to say about the other actor: "I really enjoyed watching 'Gladiator'. But I really think that Russell Crowe could get up, pull his pants down, take a s**t, and you would still be completely blown away by it."

This may be nothing, but I'm going to go out on a limb and suggest that this comment makes Farrell sound like the kind of guy who would lock himself in his room for hours so that he could "read" Cat Fancy in peace.

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Scarlett Johansson Critical of Bush

2006-11-16T11:54:00.000-08:00

Scarlett Johannson, the actress whose name is the enemy of spellcheckers everywhere, recently spoke out against President Bush. The actress had this to say, "We're supposed to be liberated in America but if our president had his way, we wouldn't be educated about sex at all. Every woman would have six children and we wouldn't be able to have abortions."

Huh. And all this time I didn't know that Scarlett had an M.A. in political science. I mean, she must, right, if anybody listens to her politics?

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Tom Cruise Promotes Heftiness

2006-11-16T11:40:00.000-08:00

Tom Cruise was in for a big surprise when he tried on his custom made tuxedo the other day only to find out that it no longer fit him. Apparently, since he stopped his strict exercise regime that he had been on so that he could look his best for MI3, the actor has put on 14 pounds.

Katie, I implore you, especially if you have a thing for somewhat heftier guys, give me a call, before it's too late!

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Michael Jackson No "Thriller" at World Music Awards

2006-11-16T11:19:00.000-08:00

Michael Jackson made a less than stellar return to the stage at the World Music Awards, it has been reported. The singer had been expected to sing his hit "Thriller," but when he instead sang part of the chorus of "We Are the World," the crowd starting booing the reclusive pop star.

I would make fun, but, I mean, if you don't sing in front of people for ten years, and then expect to just go out there and do it, it stands to reason that you're going to have some problems.

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Shakira Loves Her Home Country

2006-11-15T17:29:00.000-08:00

Shakira was honored by her hometown of Barranquilla, Colombia today with the unveiling of a 6 ton statue of the singer. The singer was visibly moved, and she had this to say about the experience: "Barranquilla is the big breast that fed and nurtured me as a human being, a woman and an artist."

Hmm. Apparently calling your home town a "big breast" is appropriate when you're from a Spanish speaking country. I'll keep that in mind.

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George Clooney Is Handsome

2006-11-15T15:21:00.000-08:00

George Clooney has been named People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive. When asked about how he felt about the honor, Clooney responded "This one's going to be hard for Brad (Pitt) since he's been Sexiest Man Alive twice ... I'd say 'Sexiest Man Alive' to him and he'd go, 'Two-time.' So that's been taken away ... So Brad's going to be upset."

I'm sure Brad Pitt will cry all the way to his beautiful girlfriend.

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Things That Make You Go "Ew."

2006-11-15T09:38:00.000-08:00

Elton John said recently that, though he lost his virginity at the age of 23, he wishes that he would have lost it at 14 "because that's such an exciting age to have sex."

I guess I wouldn't be so creeped out by this statement if I were alive when Elton was a sex symbol. As it is, I'm not sure that this is the kind of thing I want to hear from somebody who writes Disney musicals.

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Nicole Kidman May Be Pregnant

2006-11-14T11:33:00.000-08:00

It is being reported that Nicole Kidman, in a recent visit to her husband Keith Urban in California where he is in rehab, told her husband that she was expecting. Keith was reportedly happy at the news, but sad due to the fact that it's a bad time for him because he's in rehab.

It's all right, Keith. You'll get your act squared away, and then you'll be a good father. Congratulations to the couple.

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Paris Hilton Won't Stay at the Family's Hotel

2006-11-14T11:07:00.000-08:00

During a recent trip to London, Paris Hilton had planned to stay at the Hilton hotel on Park Lane. However, after spending only one night there, the socialite snuck over to Covent Garden's St Martin's Lane Hotel, where she spent the rest of her trip.

I guess when you're rich, you don't care about being able to stay places for free. I know that I would certainly rather not pay for staying somewhere, but I guess that's why I'm not Paris Hilton; well, that and the Y chromosome.

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Katie Holmes Big on Underwear

2006-11-14T10:52:00.000-08:00

Katie Holmes went shopping the other day, and has reportedly spent over $3000 dollars on underwear for her wedding night. This includes, but is not limited to, a $440 bra, a $340 thong, and a $220 garter belt.

First, how can anybody spend three hundred and forty bucks on a thong? There's hardly anything there! Is it made out of gold? If so, isn't it horribly uncomfortable?

Second, I guess that this just goes to show that Katie really believes that it's not what's on the outside, but what's underneath that counts.

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Kate Winslet Has Baby Fever

2006-11-14T10:35:00.000-08:00

In a recent interview, Kate Winslet revealed that she would love to have more children. The mother of a 6 year old and a 3 year old already, Winslet said, "I'm hoping to have more kids. I don't [care] whether one or two. Oh, God, I would love to have more."

Well, with her being that straightforward about it, I wonder if she is taking nominations for father? If so, I have a recommendation.

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Angelina Doesn't Understand Madonna's Deal

2006-11-14T10:27:00.000-08:00

Due to Madonna's recent comments to the media about how she's "not interested in going in there like an idiot and going, 'OK, I'm going to build ten orphanages and I'll see you guys later,'" which was taken by many to be a critique of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's humanitarian work, Angelina Jolie is reportedly, obviously, shocked. The actress doesn't understand why somebody in Madonna's position would talk to the media in anything other than a positive way.

Huh. Madonna's trying to steal a kid from Africa, and she's throwing stones at Brad and Angelina. Looks like somebody woke up on the cranky side of the bed.

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Pam Dislikes Hairy Backs

2006-11-13T18:16:00.000-08:00

Pamela Anderson recently stuck up for costar Denise Richards in her recent reaction to the press. She was quoted as saying that she "Can't believe [the] set is surrounded by loser paparazzi – not Canadian – all American and European...Leave us alone!!! They are being super idiots!!! Yelling rude stuff. They need to really go home! What is the big deal? All these big hairy men attacking us girls. A-holes!!!"

Well, so, Denise Richards has Pamela Anderson's vote of support. If that doesn't fill your heart with cheer, I don't know what will.

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Tom Cruise Has Arrived

2006-11-13T14:51:00.000-08:00

Tom Cruise was seen in Rome this morning. The actor is presumably there to wrap up any last minute errands that need to be completed before his wedding this weekend to his fiance, Katie Holmes. On a related note, it has also been reported that the beautiful voice Andrea Bocelli will be heard during the couple's wedding.

It's still not too late, Katie. You could still come and marry me. I can't promise you Andrea Bocelli, but I can promise you, er, the fact that everyone will look favorably upon your humanitarian efforts of marrying me when you could do so much better.

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Britney Sex Tape?

2006-11-13T08:49:00.000-08:00

It is being reported that Kevin Federline has a four hour sex tape that was filmed early in his relationship with Britney Spears, and that the singer/dancer/waste of a soul has threatened to sell and distribute the sex tape if he doesn't get a huge amount of money from Britney as well as sole custody of the couple's two children.

This guy sure is classy, isn't he? I can't wait until I start hearing stories when the kids are older that have them asking their low life of a father, "Really dad? You thought that your best play was to humiliate mom?"

Kevin, you sir are a class act. You're top shelf, all the way.

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Ashley Judd Takes a Shot at Men's Magazines

2006-11-13T08:24:00.000-08:00

In a recent interview, Ashley Judd was told that FHM magazine had announced that the actress was one of the sexiest women alive. When asked how she felt about that, she was quoted as saying, "It's gross. Wouldn't the world be a nicer place if that magazine didn't exist?"

I don't know, Ashley. I just ran a google image search, and there are a lot more scandalous pictures out there of yourself than anything that FHM would print.

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Denise Richards Apologizes for Flying Laptop

2006-11-13T08:17:00.000-08:00

During a scuffle with a member of the press, Denise Richards grabbed the man's laptop computer, and nearly hit an elderly woman with it as she threw it off of a balcony. The actress immediately rushed down to see if the woman was all right and apologized profusely.

This Denise Richards, she's all right. In her position, I would probably throw a lapton too.

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Kevin Federline Parties It Up

2006-11-10T08:30:00.000-08:00

Kevin Federline is apparently trying to give off the impression that losing Britney was not a huge deal to him by partying it up in Chicago following a free concert at the House of Blues. While partying, he repeatedly made the assertion that if any ladies wanted to talk with him, he was more than willing because he was now a single man.

Ah Kevin Federline, you are the Kato Kaelin of 2006's historical footnotes.

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Daniel Baldwin Arrested

2006-11-09T10:46:00.000-08:00

Daniel Baldwin was arrested today on suspicion of stealing an S.U.V. A spokesman for the police department stated that although the car belonged to an aquaintance of Daniel, Daniel had no business driving the car.

I would say that it's got to be difficult being one of the minor Baldwins, but, really, how much better is it to be one of the major ones?

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Christopher Walken to Play Ozzy

2006-11-08T10:17:00.000-08:00

In a new movie based on the life and times of the 80's band Motley Crue, film actor, Presidential candidate, and all around nice guy will have a cameo as the hard rocking metal star Ozzy Osbourne. The movie will apparently feature an infamous incindent wherein Ozzy mistook a line of ants for a line of cocaine, and snorted the little buggers up.

Christopher Walken, is there any amusing part you can't do?

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Tom Cruise a Big Eater

2006-11-08T10:06:00.000-08:00

In an effort to quiet some of Katie's pre-wedding jitters, Tom Cruise took his beloved out to a dinner that reportedly cost ten grand. However, while she barely touched the sea bass she ordered, Tom wolfed down a porterhouse steak, a caeser salad, three side dishes of potatoes, and some french fries and onion rings. He finished dinner with a dessert of cheesecake and chocolate covered strawberries.

If Tom Cruise were the king, I would be forced to say that it's good to be the king. However, since he's not, I'll go with the old stand-by that being crazy must really work up your appetite. Seriously, if you stacked all of that food, I would guess that it would be nearly as tall as he is. What is he, part snake? How can he eat more than his current body weight and not die?

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Will Ferrell to Again Be a Father

2006-11-08T10:04:00.000-08:00

While making an appearance on David Letterman's late night talk show, comedian Will Ferrell announced that his wife was pregnant, and that they would soon be the parents of another baby boy. He is 39.

Congratulations, Will! I hope everything in the pregnancy goes off well.

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Michael Jackson to Perform in London

2006-11-08T09:53:00.000-08:00

Michael Jackson is set to receive the Diamond Award at the World Music Awards next week in London, and the singer is scheduled to perform his 1982 hit song, "Thriller." This will be the first time the singer has performed since 1997.

As a singer myself, I hope that he's at least been practicing, because nearly ten years without singing could make for a pretty horrible performance.

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Lindsay Lohan Tired of Party Girl Image

2006-11-07T15:58:00.000-08:00

Lindsay Lohan revealed while she was a guest on the Oprah Winfrey Show that she hates her "Party Girl" image. The actress was quoted as saying, "I'm 20 years old. Is it a crime to go ... dancing with your friends?"

Oddly enough, Lindsay, we become defined by others by our behavior. Frankly, with everyone talking about your sexual exploits and calling you much meaner names in that arena than "party girl," I'm surprised that you went after that aspect of you reputation.

An easy fix for this situation would be to convert to Scientology; then, almost nobody would call you a party girl anymore.

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Britney Files for Divorce

2006-11-07T15:50:00.000-08:00

Britney Spears has filed for divorce from husband Kevin Federline. In papers filed at a Los Angeles court, the singer cited "irreconcilable differences" as the reason for the divorce, and she requested legal and physical custody for her two children.

I'm sure that this must be a rough time for you, Britney. If you need a shoulder to cry on, give me a call.

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Kathy Hilton Supports Her Daughter

2006-11-07T10:16:00.000-08:00

And in the weird news department, Kathy Hilton, mother of Paris Hilton, is reportedly proud of everything that her daughter has done. Reports indicate that her pride includes Paris's infamously leaked sex tape "One Night in Paris" because it was really that video that catapulted the young woman into superstardom.

I'm not sure if I would want that much reassurance from my mom. It seems like at some point you've got to draw a line. For me, that would be well before sex tape, but I guess that there are different strokes for different folks.

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Chris Rock to Divorce

2006-11-06T10:19:00.000-08:00

It has been announced that Chris Rock will be divorcing his wife of ten years. No reason has been given for the split.

Here's to hoping that it all works out for the best for this funny man and his charity-minded wife.

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Elton John Swears Like a Sailor

2006-11-06T10:13:00.000-08:00

At a recent concert, Elton John shocked fans by going on a foul-mouthed tirade against Universal, his record label. He was quoted as saying, "My record label isn't doing anything to help. F**k Universal... They're useless. Here's a message to Universal Records - please drop me. Just let me go somewhere else."

Ah. I see how he has the fans that he has. With this level of grace and charisma, how could he not be beloved by many?

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Penelope Cruz Riding Oscar Buzz

2006-11-03T16:31:00.000-08:00

Penelope Cruz is riding high on the hopes that her work in the film "Volver" will produce an Oscar for the gifted actress. The film is a comedy about a young woman who is haunted by the ghost of her mother.

Why am I writing about this? I wanted to post this picture of the beautiful actress. It's an excuse.

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Snoop Dogg May Go to Jail

2006-11-03T16:13:00.000-08:00

Snoop Dogg has been formally charged with knowingly carrying a dangerous weapon at John Wayne Airport. Should he get the maximum penalty, he will face a three year prison term.

Man. When I used to visit my buddy who went to CSULB, I was always worried that Snoop Dogg was going to steal my stereo. He hasn't yet, but he might just figure out how if he really goes to prison.

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Scarlett Smacks Others Celebrities

2006-11-03T10:43:00.000-08:00

Scarlett Johansson doesn't understand why celebrities feel the need to reveal lots of personal information about themselves. The buxom beauty was quoted as saying, "I can't stand those articles where people spill their life story. After a while, I feel like I know more about them than their best friend does - and that's weird. It's better when you don't know everything."

As long as you keep being beautiful, I agree wholeheartedly with everything you say.

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Kate Moss Still Controversial

2006-11-03T10:34:00.000-08:00

Kate Moss has stirred up Britain simply by accepting an award. Kate Moss won the model of the year at the largest fashion contest in Britain. Critics of the model are concerned what kind of a message Kate's acceptance of the award will send to younger models who would also have the temptation of drug use, as Miss Moss was video taped last year apparently doing lines of cocaine.

Forget the drugs; I would be more concerned about girls thinking it's a good idea to have your ribs stick out so much. I mean, she's going to put somebody's eye out.

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Diddy Likes It Shaken, Not Stirred

2006-11-03T10:30:00.000-08:00

The rap mogul Diddy, formerly known as P Diddy, Puff Daddy, and relevant, has told reporters that he would like to become the first black James Bond. He was quoted as saying, "It's a dream of mine to play a great role like that."

I don't know, Diddy. People had a hard enough time accepting this new one, and his biggest difference from the others is that he's blonde. I'm not sure you can swing this one.

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Mel Gibson Receives Award

2006-11-03T10:27:00.000-08:00

Mel Gibson has received the Visionary Award from the Latino Business Association (LBA) in Los Angeles for his work on his latest film "Apocalypto." The movie was filmed almost entirely in Mexico, and it chronicles the devastation of Mexico's original cultures.

Or, in other words, Mel Gibson has found a minority that still likes him.

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Tom Cruise Buys Studio

2006-11-03T10:21:00.000-08:00

Tom Cruise has purchased the movie studio United Artists. This will allow him just about unlimited say as to what gets green lit and what doesn't. Further, the actor will now have a studio to appear in films for.

And this really follows the old adage, "If you can't join 'em, beat 'em."

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Jesus Reference Taken Out of Movie

2006-11-02T18:37:00.000-08:00

In the new movie "Deja Vu," a scene at the end of the movie caused riotous laughter from a preview audience of the film. It seems that, in a tense moment late in the film, Denzel Washington turns to Jim Caviezel and mutters, "Jesus." Caviezel had, of course, played Jesus in "The Passion of the Christ."

That is funny. I'd laugh too. They should leave it in.

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Is Angelina Jolie Pregnant?

2006-11-02T18:02:00.000-08:00

The latest reports are saying that Angelina Jolie is pregnant again with another of Brad Pitt's offspring. Witnesses point out her frequent illness of late and the fact that she is wearing baggy clothes as proof.

Uhm. Yeah. I wear baggy-ish clothes and don't always feel well in the mornings too. Does that make me pregnant? I hope not, as I am a man, and any sort of birthing process on me would be even more painful than usual.

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Sharon Stone as Barbie

2006-11-02T10:41:00.000-08:00

Sharon Stone recently took off from an AIDS charity function when the Barbie dolls that she had said Mattel could make didn't look enough like her. She then refused to attend the benefit, and went to a different benefit instead.

Which is good, I think. I mean, if you're going to be cranky about something as trivial as whether a doll looks like you, you should probably go to a different charity so people don't know that you're a pain in the butt. They'll say, "That Sharon Stone, she's always attending benefits; what a beautiful heart she has."

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Bob Barker Set to Retire

2006-11-01T16:27:00.000-08:00

Bob Barker, who has been the host of tv's The Price Is Right for over thirty years, has announced that he will be retiring in 2007. Barker, 83, commented that he wanted to retire while he was still young.

Congratulations, Bob, in a successful career in entertainment. I only have one question: who is going to remind people to spay or neuter their pets if you're not on the tv anymore? Will there begin to be rampant animal fornication due to your lack of advice?

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Kate Winslet Is Tired of Being Naked

2006-11-01T09:49:00.000-08:00

Kate Winslet wants everyone to know that she is no longer interested in being naked on screen. The actress was quoted as saying, "With 'All the King's Men', in which there was a little bit of nudity, I thought, 'Well that's it, my nudity days are over.' I've got two kids, I can't get away with it anymore. It's a very uncomfortable thing to do."

It's kind of funny that she's uncomfortable with it now, as being sketched topless is basically what propelled her career.

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Was Ryan Cheating?

2006-11-01T09:36:00.000-08:00

It is being reported that one of the main reasons that Reese Witherspoon opted to split with Ryan Phillippe was that he was cheating on her. The actor's new desire is Australian actress Abbie Cornish, whom he met on the set of "Stop Loss."

It's always amazing to me that people who have apparently wonderful and amazingly gorgeous wives decide that it's a good idea to cheat on them. Moral reasoning aside, it just doesn't seem smart to me. It's like those people who only have the one big amount left on "Deal or No Deal," and they opt to open another suitcase which unfortunately has that amount.

Reese, if you need a shoulder to cry on, you can call me.

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Jenna Jameson Not Good Enough for the Marines

2006-11-01T09:29:00.000-08:00

The boyfriend of actress Jenna Jameson, Ultimate Fighter Tito Ortiz, was, after originally being invited, asked to not come to speak at the Marines' birthday celebration. It is reported that higher ups in the military chain of command thought that her attendance of the ceremony would be inappropriate.

That's good work, general. It's always good to deny your men something that they would honestly enjoy, and I don't mean Tito's speech.

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Kate Winslet, Knife Wielder?

2006-10-31T09:57:00.000-08:00

Kate Winslet has said that if anybody ever accuses her of being a bad mother, she will go after that anybody with a knife. The actress was quoted as saying, "People can throw anything they want at me, and be as mean as they like. But don't mess with me as a mother, because I will get out a knife and come after you!"

She's kind of crazy, folks. But, she's definitely a terrific mother (don't stab me).

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Clint Eastwood Doesn't Like Paris Hilton

2006-10-31T09:46:00.000-08:00

Clint Eastwood recently got onto Paris Hilton's case because he doesn't think that she should be famous. He was quoted as saying, "When I was young, movie stars who were celebrities were just a handful. Now everybody is a star so you have to make superstars. Stars are just heiresses, like Paris Hilton."

It should also be noted that when Eastwood was young, the earth's crust was just starting to cool, so you can expect a thrilling expose of how the earth is changing in Clint's next meeting with the press.

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Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe Have Separated

2006-10-30T16:23:00.000-08:00

Ryan Phillippe and Reese Witherspoon have agreed to formally separate. The couple have two children, Ava, 7, and Deacon, 3. Reese had raised eyebrows about the soundness of her marriage when she told Oprah, "In what capacity is working on yourself or your marriage a bad thing?" The separation comes after seven years of marriage.

Or, as many people will look at it, both Ryan and Reese are again back on the market.

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Tom and Katie to Wed in Mussolini's Hide-Out

2006-10-30T10:35:00.000-08:00

Despite being told that a hotel was a hiding place for Benito Mussolini in the last days of World War II, Katie Holmes has opted to have her wedding at that site.

What can they say? Hiding is a big part of this couple's relationship, so why not remember it in the place that they get married?

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David Letterman a Name Caller

2006-10-30T10:23:00.000-08:00

Prior to having conservative Bill O'Reilly on his late night show, David Letterman hoped that he would have the opportunity to call O'Reilly a bonehead. Later, when O'Reilly made a statement about how Americans would rather watch escapist entertainment than know about the war, and then proceeded to ask Letterman if he would be appearing on "Dancing with the Stars," Letterman chuckled, and said, "You bonehead."

So, Letterman got his wish. I also find it interesting that although Bill O'Reilly said that Letterman and O'Reilly were in fact friends, Letterman never confirmed that fact.

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David Hasselhoff Wants to Record with P-Diddy

2006-10-30T10:10:00.000-08:00

From the "Hey, let's say ridiculous things for publicity files," Baywatch star David Hasselhoff has said that he would like to record a song with Jay-Z and Diddy. The actor/singer said, "I'm thinking of hooking up with Jay-Z and Diddy. I reckon a rap would be great in one of my songs."

"I reckon"? I don't care if he's bigger than I am, if I ever see this man, I'm going to punch him in the face for his stupidity. Somehow, I suspect the two artists named above will do the same thing.

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Jessica Simpson Flirts Online

2006-10-26T11:03:00.000-07:00

Jessica Simpson is said to be spending much of her free time flirting on e-dating sites. The actress claims that she was lonely after splitting from singer John Mayer, and so she set up an anonymous Myspace page. She liked the anonymity so much, that she now spends time at different dating sites pretending to be a shy Texas girl.

So there you go, folks. For all of you who spend time at dating sites, you might just end up with Jessica Simpson. Of course, it's much more likely that you'll end up with someone named Mertyl who only has three teeth left, but there is a chance that you'll end up with Jessica.

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Michael J Fox Accused of Faking

2006-10-26T10:55:00.000-07:00

Rush Limbaugh recently commented on air that he thought that Michael J. Fox was faking his Parkinson's Disease in commercials urging people to approve funding for stem-cell research. The radio demagogue said, "This is really shameless of Michael J Fox. Either he didn't take his medication or he's acting. This is the only time I've ever seen Michael J Fox portray any of the symptoms of the disease he has. He can barely control himself."

Memo to Rush Limbaugh: There is a fine line between being controversial and being downright offensive. I can see which side of the line you were on here. Should you continue to want to be on that side of the line, you may wish to spend some time reflecting on how well things turned out for you when you suggested that that Donovan McNabb would never be a great quarterback because he's black.

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Tara Reid Unhappy with What's Left (Or Maybe It's Her Left One, I Don't Know)

2006-10-26T10:44:00.000-07:00

Tara Reid recently decided to let the world know that she was unhappy with how her body has turned out after having plastic surgery. She claims that her breast augmentation has left her nipples looking like "goose-shaped eggs," and that after she got liposuction, she got these bumps... like little golf balls all over my stomach, and it hurt."

While I feel for the actress's pain, I can't imagine what a "goose-shaped egg" would look like in real life, let alone in areola format. Is that an egg shaped like a goose? I guess we'll have to wait until her dress falls off again for conclusive proof.

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Jesse L. Martin Robbed (Dunh, dunh)

2006-10-26T10:33:00.000-07:00

Jesse L. Martin, who plays detective Ed Green on "Law and Order," was recently robbed when he returned to his move town to shoot some scenes for an indie movie. The actor, who has lived in New York for twenty years and never been robbed there, had his car broken into and had his ipod, his luggage, and some signed pictures stolen.

That's really lame for you, Jesse. I hope that they can find the perp and bring him to justice. And by justice, I mean the interrogation room where you can hit him, and no one will be the wiser.

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Ashlee Simpson Likes her Chest

2006-10-26T10:23:00.000-07:00

Taking a play from her big sister's playbook, Ashlee Simpson has declared that she likes her breasts, and any rumors about her getting a boob job are completely unfounded. Says the singer, "You have to laugh because people make up the goofiest things. My boobs are beautiful! I'm not getting them done. I'm 22, they're up and high."

Sigh. Life's always rough for the ugly one, huh? She has to steal things her beautiful sister has said to make the news? Give me a break.

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Tom and Katie Set a Date

2006-10-24T15:41:00.000-07:00

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have announced that they will be tying the knot over the weekend of November 18th at a private ceremony in Italy. Giorgio Armani will be creating the dress that Katie will be wearing on her special day.

Congratulations to the couple.

Oh, and Katie, if you have any second thoughts, I am ready and willing to marry you myself.

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Jessica Knew When It Was Over

2006-10-23T11:11:00.000-07:00

Jessica Simpson had reported that she knew that her marriage to Nick Lachey was over when he declined to accompany her on a trip to Africa that would have coincided with their third anniversary. Says the singer, "That trip changed my life. On that day, everything became so clear. I was in hospitals with all these sick kids. I just knew I needed to find something more in my life, on my own."

I don't know, Jessica. No matter how hot you are, you're only going to find so many people who are willing to put up with the fact that you thought Chicken of the Sea brand tuna was actually chicken.

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Ewan McGregor Offered Bond

2006-10-23T10:38:00.000-07:00

It is reported that Casino Royale director Martin Campbell first offered the part of James Bond to Ewan McGregor. Ewan turned down the part for fear of being typecast in the future.

I don't know about you, but I would have been thoroughly intrigued by seeing McGregor as Bond. While I do understand that Bond movies aren't exactly high art, I really would have enjoyed him.

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Brad and Gwyneth Reunited

2006-10-19T10:04:00.000-07:00

Brad Pitt and Gwyneth Paltrow will be reunited, on screen at least, in an upcoming movie called "Dirty Tricks," which will chronicle aspects of the Presidency of Richard Nixon. The former couple haven't been seen on screen together since their hit psycho-thriller "Se7en."

Ooh. What if he leaves Angelina for Gwyneth? Oh wait, this isn't 1997, so I don't care.

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Jessica Simpson Likes to Watch

2006-10-19T09:58:00.000-07:00

In a recent interview, Jessica Simpson revealed that, although she is more famous for being in front of the camera, she actually enjoys being behind it as well. The singer revealed that one possession that she couldn't live without is her camera, and that her favorite item at home is a black and white photo of Johnny Cash.

I wonder if she would be as successful behind the camera as she is in front of it? Probably, because people like to see ugly people on film while having the beautiful behind the cameras. Right.

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Matthew NOT GAY

2006-10-19T09:51:00.000-07:00

Matthew McConaughey made it a point to tell reporters that, although he had been spending a lot of shirtless time on beaches with Lance Armstrong, the two were not, in fact, a couple. He was quoted as saying, "A lot of people don't understand friendship and brotherhood. I have a great friend in him. I'd do anything he asked me to, even though he'd probably never ask me to, and he feels the same way."

So there you go. Just in case you were worried about this.

Which I know I was.

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Catherine Zeta Jones May Be Jealous

2006-10-18T10:51:00.000-07:00

Catherine Zeta Jones was very unhappy with some comments Michael Douglas made about other actresses in a promotional segment for his new movie, "The Sentinel." He claimed that he had a crush on Kim Basinger, and he thought that Eva Langoria had a "fantastic butt." Naturally, Catherine called him and gave her a piece of his mind, to which Douglas responded that he thought it would be good to keep up his bad-boy image.

Has anyone ever thought of Michael Douglas as a bad-boy? Am I just too young to remember it?

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Carmen Electra Is Kind of Existential

2006-10-18T10:43:00.000-07:00

The recently divorced Carmen Electra has revealed in an interview that she is currently not looking for a new man. She was quoted as saying, "I'm not looking. I just want to be alone for a while. But it's scary you know? And you feel lonely, you want to grab onto something, but then you're not really dealing with the experience. You're just looking for a distraction. I want to feel the experience."

And here I thought that I had a shot now that she had separated from her rock star husband. It's all right, I'll let her feel lonely for a while, and then I'll swoop in for the kill, and by swoop in for the kill, I mean, of course, watch Baywatch reruns.

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Lindsay Lohan to Do Lesbian Scene

2006-10-16T11:30:00.000-07:00

In an upcoming movie about poet Dylan Thomas (the poet who wrote about raging against the dying of the light), Lindsay Lohan is set to be in a relationship that has lesbian undertones with Keira Knightley.

Mmm. That's gonna be some hot skeleton on skeleton action!

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Christina Aguilera Is Classy

2006-10-16T10:41:00.000-07:00

Christina Aguilera was recently stuck with a hard decision on her hands. During one of her concerts, while briefly off stage, she had to both use the restroom and change clothes. How did she decide to do these things, you ask? Well, while she was completely naked in front of her entire backstage crew, she peed into a bucket. She said that she didn't feel badly about doing it, because she is proud of her naked body.

I'm pretty sure that this news is going to make some pervert's day.

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Jenn Says They're Still Together

2006-10-13T10:28:00.000-07:00

Jennifer Aniston revealed to Oprah on a taping of her show last week that she and actor Vince Vaughn were still very much an item, despite reports last week to the contrary. This is according to studio audience members who were eager to speak with the media after the taping.

Sigh. Well, I guess if I can't have her, at least Vince Vaughn can. You win this round, VV, but I've got the next one.

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Scarlett Johansson Wants to Be Naked

2006-10-12T10:11:00.000-07:00

Unlike Jessica Alba, who has well publicized the fact that she won't strip on-screen, Scarlett Johansson was, at least on the set of that wretched abortion of a movie The Island, furious that she wasn't allowed to. After the director, Michael Bay, said that she couldn't take her top off because the movie was to be rated PG-13, the actress was incredibly angry.

Maybe the movie would have done better if she had been topless. Oh, and if it wasn't a rip off of that other movie, it might have done better then too.

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Donald Trump Doesn't Like Angelina

2006-10-11T12:40:00.000-07:00

Donald Trump recently said that he doesn't understand why so many men are attracted to Angelina Jolie. He was quoted as saying, "She is not even that attractive. I think he's (Brad Pitt) a smart guy for narrowly dodging the marriage issue. I'm not a fan of hers as you probably noticed."

I'm going to go out on a relatively short and secure limb and suggest that Angelina probably doesn't think you're very attractive either. Further, she thinks that your warrantless attacks are nothing more than an attempt at personal publicity.

Oh wait, that's just what I think.

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Lindsay Lohan Will Tell You When She's Had Enough, Thanks

2006-10-10T10:22:00.000-07:00

Lindsay Lohan has said that she is tired of people always telling her that she parties too much, and that that matter is up to either her or her mother to decide. She also says that she is an absolute angel in comparison with some of her friends.

Wow. I had no idea that she was friends with Robert Downey Jr, Jim Morrison, and Janis Joplin. Good for her.

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Scarlett Johansson Not Apt to Sleep Around

2006-10-10T10:04:00.000-07:00

Scarlett Johansson made it a point to let reporters know that while she doesn't consider herself promiscuous, she makes sure that she gets tested for HIV twice a year. She says that this is just part of being a decent human being.

Uhm, Scarlett. I'm pretty sure that if you're not promiscuous, you don't really stand much chance of picking up HIV. I could be wrong, but I think that you have to be sexually active to pick up an STD.

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Barbra Streisand Is One Classy Lady

2006-10-10T09:54:00.000-07:00

At a recent Barbra Streisand concerts, fans were a little more eager to hear her sing, and a little less eager to see her slightly funny skit that made fun of George W. The skit was jeered up until Streisand screamed, "Shut the f*** up! Shut up if you can't take a joke!"

I've got to tell you, that's a woman that I'd like to take home to mother.

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Kate Winslet's Epiphany

2006-10-10T09:41:00.000-07:00

Kate Winslet recently revealed that she first knew that she wanted to be an actress while she was on the potty. She was quoted as saying, "I clearly recall the moment. I was five and on the toilet. I thought, 'If my mother doing housework was on TV, people would think she was a good actress because she's doing these things but being real.' That's when I realised I wanted to act."

Now, if you take the phrase "On the toilet" and replace the "On" with "In," you have an idea of where her career is now.

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David Hasselhoff Kind of Pervy

2006-10-09T10:46:00.000-07:00

In a recent attempt at flirting with a 22 year old woman, a 54 year old David Hasselhoff sucked on her toes in a cab. He also, reportedly, had his tongue down her throat within minutes of meeting her.

I don't know about you folks, but it seems to me like our good friend the Hoff is deconstructing right before our eyes, and I don't mena in a literary way. If he doesn't slwo down here pretty quick, I really think that he'll go crazy or kill himself. I hope he gets some help.

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Jamie Lee Curtis Has Quit Acting

2006-10-09T10:33:00.000-07:00

Following a nearly three year stretch of not appearing in any major motion pictures, Jamie Lee Curtis recently told the press that she had retired from action. She was quoted as saying, "I'm not an actor anymore. I don't imagine I'll do that again. I'm just focused on my family and just can't imagine anything that's going to pull me away from them right now."

In other news, the grass continues to be green and the sky continues to be blue.

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Jennifer Aniston Too Needy for Vince Vaughn

2006-10-06T11:52:00.000-07:00

Reports are saying that the reason that this couple from "The Break Up" broke up is due to the fact that Vaughn thought that Aniston was too needy. The couple is apparently 100% done, according to Vaughn.

Maybe I should have titled this post, "Vince Vaughn Is a Douchbag." Oddly enough, I think that I'd be a little needy too if my husband had recently run off with another beautiful woman. Way to be classy, Vince.

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Travis Barker Breaks Arm

2006-10-06T10:05:00.000-07:00

The former drummer for Blink 182, Travis Barker, broke his arm while filming a music video for his new band, +44. Even with a broken arm, Barker is planning on opening the new tour with his band in San Diego on October 13.

Yeah, I know it's boring, but there's not a whole lot else to write about today.

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Anne Hathaway May Not Understand the Definition of Beautiful

2006-10-05T10:04:00.000-07:00

In a recent interview, Anne Hathaway revealed that she wasn't satisfied with how she looked, and would much rather look like Uma Thurman. She was quoted as saying, "There are far more beautiful actresses than me. I love Uma Thurman. I would kill to have her face and body and be six feet tall."

Is it just me, or are Uma's eyes so large that if they were any more set apart, she would look like a horse. Nay, she would be a horse.

Nay. That's funny.

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Harrison Ford Is Old, Sleeps in Cars

2006-10-05T09:58:00.000-07:00

Two guards recently informed Calista Flockhart that some old man had gotten into her car and had passed out. While they were informing the actress, Harrison Ford sat up and asked what all the commotion was.

Wow. Maybe the age disparity is too much if even people who know that your dating assume that you're a vagrant. Also, if your girlfriend was probably six when your first big movie came, that might also be another indication.

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Paris Hilton Got Hit

2006-10-04T10:39:00.000-07:00

Paris Hilton is saying that former beauty queen Shanna Moakler hit her in a club the other night, while Shanna Moakler alleges that Paris Hilton's ex, Stavros, grabbed her and poured a drink on her. Both women filed battery charges with the LAPD.

Although I know almost nothing about the incident, I think I speak for the rest of America when I say that if and when Paris Hilton gets hit for any reason, the world is a little better place.

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Katie Holmes Avoids Direct Sunlight

2006-10-04T10:32:00.000-07:00

It is being reported that scientist/dermatologist Tom Cruise is advising his fiance Katie Holmes to stay out of the sun. Tom believes that he has kept his good looks due to his own skin care techniques.

Man. Every day something else crazy comes out of this relationship. Next we'll be hearing that Tom has Katie selling crack becuase it helps fund impoverished neighborhoods.

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Brad Pitt Hires David Beckham

2006-10-03T11:04:00.000-07:00

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have hired soccer great David Beckham to coach their adopted son Maddox. Brad thinks that Maddox has shown great promise, and that he would do well to have some private tutoring.

Ah. Just like when I showed promise in soccer and my mom hired Pele to help me. Oh wait, I was from just a normal family, and not a ridiculously rich one. Must be nice.

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Lindsay Lohan and Keanu Reeves?

2006-10-03T10:07:00.000-07:00

Lindsay Lohan was seen leaving Teddy's Lounge with Keanu Reeves. It is believed that this is a stunt by the actress in an effort to make her former fiance, Harry Morton, jealous.

I don't know Lindsay. Can you make anyone jealous if everyone gets the milk for free?

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Robin Williams Says Mel Gibson's Troubles Were a Wake Up Call

2006-10-02T16:01:00.000-07:00

Robin Williams has gone on record as saying that Mel Gibson's arrest for drunk driving was a wake up call for him, and that it was a big part of why he checked himself into rehab a few weeks ago. He was quoted as saying, "If you're violating your standards faster than you can lower them, time to go away."

Let's hope that this funnyman gets the help that he needs.

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Amanda Peet Is Married

2006-10-02T15:56:00.000-07:00

It is being reported that Amanda Peet is officially married to David Benioff, a screenwriter. The couple is expecting their first child in February of next year.

Let me just say that it is remarkable that this couple did the right thing by getting married after the got pregnant. I can't think of a better order for those two events, can you?

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So Long, Pussycats?

2006-10-02T15:46:00.000-07:00

It is being reported that the pop group the Pussycat Dolls will be splitting up. The group's spokesperson, however, insists that they are staying together.

Wow. This group is so culturally relevant and doesn't set back the women's rights movement at all. I certainly hope that these reports are false.

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Britney Spears Enjoys Being Nude

2006-10-02T11:39:00.000-07:00

Britney Spears was recently quoted as saying that she enjoys walking around her house naked. She was quoted as saying, "I've always been very comfortable being nude. I don't feel like I have anything to hide."

Hmm. I'll file this under things that would have excited me very much a couple of years ago, but now just make me want to apologize to my eyes.

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Robert Downey Jr to Play Iron Man

2006-09-29T11:21:00.000-07:00

Robert Downey Junior is set to play the part of Iron Man on the big screen. The film, which will directed by Jon Favreau, will be the latest in a long string of superhero movies.

Well, with iron being close to stone, I guess his playing Iron Man is apt in that he has made a career out of being perpetually stoned.

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Lindsay Lohan and Stavros?

2006-09-28T10:52:00.000-07:00

It is reported that after dancing and partying the night away together, Stavros (Paris Hilton's Ex) and Lindsay Lohan went back to the Chateau Marmont where Lindsay currently lives and spent the night. The couple left at separate times the subsequent.

While we can only imagine what went on that evening, I can only assume that Stavros was overheard muttering comments about throwing hot dogs down hallways.

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Chevy Chase to Channel Mel Gibson on TV Show

2006-09-28T10:35:00.000-07:00

It is being reported that Law and Order, in its typical fashion, will be doing a show with a storyline that is similar to that of Mel Gibson's recent arrest and derogatory comments about Jewish people. It is also being reported that Chevy Chase will be playing Gibson's character.

I just think that this casting really fits, when you think about it. See, a washed up funny man is going to play a man who got washed up with booze. It's a can't miss.

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