Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Jennifer Hudson Gets Free Food

It has been reported that due to an incident on American Idol where she, in response to a stinging barb by Simon who said that she wasn't thankful enough, asked if she also needed to thank Burger King for giving her her first job, Jennifer Hudson has been given free Burger King food for life. Burger King said that its loss of an employee was the entertainment world's gain.

Uhm, I'm going to go out on a limb here and suggest that Jennifer already has quite enough junk in the trunk, and she is beautiful the way she is. Let's hope that she doesn't take the king up on this offer too often. On the other hand, let's also hope that she doesn't turn into a skeleton like old Lindsay.

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Monday, March 12, 2007

Now I Can Rest Easily, and Sleep Again

It is being reported that Mel B (the one making the un-pleasant face to the left) has decided to come off of her high horse and join the group again so that they can have a six-month world tour.

Seeing as how the Spice Girls are my whole reason for living, I couldn't be happier. I can once again breathe.

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Michael Jackson to Sell Beatles Catalogue

Due to some enormous debts, Michael Jackson has decided to sell the remainder of the Beatles catalogue that he bought 22 years ago. Due to this purchase, Michael lost the friendship of his one-time musical accomplice, Paul McCartney.

Hmm. I guess it doesn't pay to screw over a friend. That's good to know.

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