Robert Downey Junior is set to play the part of Iron Man on the big screen. The film, which will directed by Jon Favreau, will be the latest in a long string of superhero movies.
It is reported that after dancing and partying the night away together, Stavros (Paris Hilton's Ex) and Lindsay Lohan went back to the Chateau Marmont where Lindsay currently lives and spent the night. The couple left at separate times the subsequent.
It is being reported that Law and Order, in its typical fashion, will be doing a show with a storyline that is similar to that of Mel Gibson's recent arrest and derogatory comments about Jewish people. It is also being reported that Chevy Chase will be playing Gibson's character.
Dustin Diamond, best known as his character Screech on Saved by the Bell, has decided to do some more grown up parts. And by doing some more grown up parts, I mean showing some more grown up parts. It is reported that there is a sex tape floating around with the actor in a threesome with two women. The video is being called Saved by the Smell.
It is being reported that Catherine Zeta-Jones will not continue to be the spokesperson for T-Mobile as of next year when her contract runs out. The cellular phone service company has opted to go with a different approach for its marketing, preferring a more "man on the street" type of publicity campaign.
Joe Francis has struck a deal with the courts in regards to a lawsuit that alleged that he filmed girls who were not 18 in, er, compromising positions. It is likely that the "Girls Gone Wild" CEO will pay $500,000 in damages. Joe Francis, aka one of two people I would try to physically harm if I saw him on the street, thinks that the judge will accept the deal.
It is being reported that Katie Holmes loves being a mother, and she has promised Tom another progeny. The only catch for Tom is that he has to marry her first.
Madonna's "Confessions" tour, which recently concluded, included a scene in which she sang a song while wearing a crown of thorns during a mock-crucifixion. This drew the ire of religious and conservative groups alike, even prompting one priest to phone in a bomb threat to a concert venue.
Comedian Seth Meyers is all set to take over the responsibilities that Tina Fey left behind as Amy Poehler's co-anchor on the SNL fake news program "Weekend Update." It is reported that several stars auditioned for the spot, but it was decided that Seth would be the best at it. Seth will also be taking over the task of being the major writer for the show.
Kate Winslet has lashed out at the prevalence of unhealthily underweight female celebrities. The actress had this to say about them: "This skinny thing, it angers me so much. It disturbs me. In our house, we don't talk about weight, we don't talk about body image. I don't understand the fascination with it. The interest in certain people, like Nicole Richie, in regards to weight, is incredible, and it's a mystery to me."
It is reported that the next fleshy and meaty role for Katie Holmes may be one that is hardly fleshy or meaty. In an upcoming movie about soccer great David Beckham, Katie is up for the role of Victoria Beckham, AKA Posh Spice.
Matt LeBlanc finalized his divorce from his wife of three years yesterday. The couple sited irreconcilable differences as being the reason for the split.
It has been revealed that the three cast members that have been fired from Saturday Night Live are Horatio Sanz, Chris Parnell, and Finesse Mitchell.
Lindsay Lohan slipped and fell while she was partying on Friday night, an incident which caused the young actress to fracture her wrist twice. This comes just days after she and her mother had a very public argument which left Dina in tears.
Samuel L. Jackson is apparently so proud of Snakes on a Plane, he thinks that there should be a sequel. What does he think the sequel should be called, you ask? Why, Snakes on Crack, of course.
A celebrity website is reporting that Katie Holmes is having second thoughts about her upcoming wedding to Tom Cruise. The actress is reported to have said to a visitor to the Colorado ranch where she and daughter Suri are staying. "I don't have my own life any more. I'm not comfortable."
Lindsay Lohan gave her mother Dina some shocking news over the phone on September 2; that's right, folks, she's planning on getting married. Of course, some of her friends secretly believe that she has already gotten married.
And in an effort to become the record holder of saying the most innapropriate things about well-beloved, unfortunately dead celebrities, David Hasselhoff has announced that upon meeting Princess Diana, he thought that he had a shot with her, er, sexually. The former Baywatch star explains, "She was smitten with me since I was so tall. I was smitten with her since she was so tall. But she was married and so was I. I probably would have gone after her if circumstances had been different."
Jane Fonda, who was at one point a respectable actress, has chimed in in agreement with Morgan Creek executive who chastised Lindsay Lohan for her self destructive partying ways. Fonda said, "I think every once in a while, a very, very young person who is burning both ends of the candle needs to have somebody say, `You know, you're going to pay the piper, you better slow down.' So I think it was good."
The musician Moby recently went on the record by saying that he thought that it was "grotesque" how Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes used their infant Suri as a publicity stunt.
A spokesman for the organization People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, Dan Mathews, recently announced that Steve Irwin made a career out of antagonizing frightened animals and that he was a cheap reality star.
Brad Pitt has said that he will not marry Angelina Jolie until everyone in America who wants to get married can get married. This was, of course, an obvious reference to the fact the homosexual men and women are unable to legally get wed in the United States.
Martha Stewart reportedly thinks that Donald Trump's firing of Carolyn Kepcher just goes to show how out of control the man is. She believes that if he continues with his current self destructive chain of actions, "poor Donald will be sitting there on his little pedestal all by himself."
For some reason, Nicole Kidman went on record as saying that she thinks that Angelina Jolie gets far too much positive press from the media due to her charity work. She is quoted as saying, "It's not like Angelina is any better than a nurse working in a hospital, but she's getting the publicity for her contribution."
Kirsten Dunst recently went on record as saying that she is all right with her being single. She is quoted as saying, "I'm not desperate to start another one. I'm just enjoying my new freedom in my own way."
James Frey and Random House have agreed to settle with people who purchased Frey's book, A Million Little Pieces, before it was revealed that he had made up portions of his supposed autobiographical tale. Readers will be able to receive a full refund of their purchase price.
First, she allegedly broke her celibacy vow with Blink-182 drummer Travis Barker, and then, last night, she was arrested for DUI. Her spokesman said that she was just over the legal limit that would warrant an arrest, but we'll see about that.
The British rock group Kasabian recently randomly spoke out against Justin Timberlake. Here is what the group's lead singer had to say: "He's a midget with whiskers who is just trying to be black. He's a puppet in a million-dollar suit who has had his strings cut off. It's just money music. Absolute rubbish. You can smell the money coming off it. He's a knobhead."
Steve Irwin, the man who made nature documentaries interesting to watch again, has passed away following being stung by a stingray. The famed animal-lover was making a documentary when the sting happened. He reportedly pulled the barb from his chest before passing out.
Ellen Degeneres and girlfriend Portia de Rossi were recently injured when they were in an accident with two other automobiles. Neither of the actresses were at fault, apparently; it appears that one of the other drivers was driving drunk.
Tom Cruise has apologized for remarks that he made about Brooke Shields a year ago. The comments were in reference to the fact that Shields took pills for post-partum depression, something that the actor/scientologist finds awful. Shields accepted the apology.
Pamela Anderson, who recently wed rocker Kid Rock, has announced that she will be selling her own line of cosmetics. Her line of products will include hair items, skin treatments, and make-up.
Lindsay Lohan may be getting married in the near future. The actress's boyfriend, Harry Morton, was recently seen purchasing a diamond ring from an expensive Bevery Hills boutique. Though the couple has only been dating for a month, Morton is eager to "take it to the next level."
