Ellen Degeneres and girlfriend Portia de Rossi were recently injured when they were in an accident with two other automobiles. Neither of the actresses were at fault, apparently; it appears that one of the other drivers was driving drunk.
Wait. Portia de Rossi is a lesbian? The same Portia de Rossi that was on Arrested Development? Man...I've been wasting a lot of money on flowers.
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