Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have hired soccer great David Beckham to coach their adopted son Maddox. Brad thinks that Maddox has shown great promise, and that he would do well to have some private tutoring.
Ah. Just like when I showed promise in soccer and my mom hired Pele to help me. Oh wait, I was from just a normal family, and not a ridiculously rich one. Must be nice.