Jessica Simpson is said to be spending much of her free time flirting on e-dating sites. The actress claims that she was lonely after splitting from singer John Mayer, and so she set up an anonymous Myspace page. She liked the anonymity so much, that she now spends time at different dating sites pretending to be a shy Texas girl.
So there you go, folks. For all of you who spend time at dating sites, you might just end up with Jessica Simpson. Of course, it's much more likely that you'll end up with someone named Mertyl who only has three teeth left, but there is a chance that you'll end up with Jessica.