Tara Reid recently decided to let the world know that she was unhappy with how her body has turned out after having plastic surgery. She claims that her breast augmentation has left her nipples looking like "goose-shaped eggs," and that after she got liposuction, she got these bumps... like little golf balls all over my stomach, and it hurt."
While I feel for the actress's pain, I can't imagine what a "goose-shaped egg" would look like in real life, let alone in areola format. Is that an egg shaped like a goose? I guess we'll have to wait until her dress falls off again for conclusive proof.
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