Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Jessica Simpson Has to Rest the Pipes

Unfortunately for Jessica's promoters, Jessica has lost her voice, and, as such, will be unable to sing despite her blietzkrieg promotion of her new album, "A Public Affair." She is hoping to have enough voice back so that she can sing on the Today Show.

Ah. If only she had lost her voice before she thoughtfully conjectured that Chicken of the Sea was chicken, she might be a world leader by now.

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