Tom Cruise has been let go from Paramount Studios apparently because he's gotten too much bad press. A statement from the studio said that although they liked him as a person, they just couldn't continue in business with him.
Wow. I imagine that that's a lot like what it's like to be broken up with and then be told that you can still be friends. Or, as I'm sure Tom Cruise heard it, GLAKSDFOIVJJ$#()JDALKMN!!!
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