Wynona Rider had the last laugh on a bully who used to pick on her in middle school. The former bully apparently asked Rider for an authograph, to which Rider responded, "Go f*** yourself."
And frankly, it was a pretty witty retort too. I know that if I had had, what, like forty-five years between me and middle school, I know that I couldn't come up with anything better that "Go f*** yourself." It's comedic gold.
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