Paris Hilton has gone on record as saying that her new album is so good, that when she hears it, she is drawn to tears.
Somehow, I suspect that if and when I hear her album, I'll be drawn to tears as well, though likely not for the same reason. It'll be more about the fact that I have a B. A. in Music, and I'm just not willing to fornicate with people to get my music produced.
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