Lindsay Lohan's British label has announced that they are dropping the actress/pop singer/Crackie McCracksalot due to the low sales of her new single which was likely caused by the fact that she was supposed to have spent time in the U.K. promoting, but didn't.
It's just as well, Lindsay. Now you can spend all of your time working on your acting career. With such deeply impressive works such as "Mean Girls" and "Herby: Fully Loaded" under your belt, you are obviously an actress of impeccable taste and substance. You're just wasting your time singing; nay, you're wasting the world's time by singing instead of acting. Give us more, Lindsay!
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