Thursday, July 06, 2006

2000 Women

In a recent interview, Hugh Hefner, our favorite pajama-wearing lecherous old man, claims that he has gotten busy with over 2,000 women. He also claims that he once got jiggy with eighteen playmates at once.

Let me be the first to say, "Ew." I mean, even being reminded that an eighty year old man has played an integral part in the propagation of our species leaves me with a similar feeling as when I realized that my parents must have *insert euphemism here* on at least one occasion.

It's not pleasant to think about.

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