Oasis Splitting Up?

Fans of the British rock group Oasis are worried that the band will split up due to the fact that Oasis is releasing a greatest hits album. Noel Gallagher had been quoted as saying that the band would only release a greatest hits album if they were going to call it quits.

What? Oasis is still a band, and a relevant band at that? Oh, wait, I have my calendar wrong. It's not 2006, it's 1996. That's a whole decade off. Man, I've got to get better at telling the time.

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