Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Suri a Mystery

The progeny **coughcoughalienspawncough** of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes still has not been seen in public. This is leading people to speculate that they, in fact, had no child and just planned the whole thing as a publicity stunt. However, when you consider that Tom kept wraps on his other kids until they were a couple of years old, the world may have to wait for a long time before seeing this kid.

Ah yes, another bastard child born out of wedlock. It's the American way. At least they are both very attractive, so the child will likely have nearly god-like looks.

The beautiful people, the beautiful people.

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