Apparently, David Hasselhoff is set to star in a new musical based on his life story. The show is appropriately titled, "David Hasselhoff - The Musical."
Wow; what even needs to be said about this? I can only hope that this show will include the songs, "Don't Hassle the 'Hoff," "My Career Ended after Night Rider," and "I'm the Hoff, D*** It!"
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