Thursday, July 13, 2006

Keira Knightley's Hot Air Balloons

Keira Knightley is starting to get angry over the fact that producers constantly want to digitally supersize her chestal assets when it comes to movie posters. She says that she is happy with her physique, and that she doesn't understand the big deal.

Here's an idea, Keira: if you maybe ate a sandwich every now and again, perhaps your chest would grow some so that the producers wouldn't have to worry about your cup size. It doesn't even have to be a sandwich; any series of complex carbohydrates will do.

I'm just sayin'.

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