Paris to Release Entire Album

It is being reported that Paris Hilton, perhaps the person who epitomizes being famous for being famous, will release a self-titled debut cd next month. The big reason she gets to do this is because her single "Stars Are Blind" is doing so well.

Rev 17:32: And the beast shall release an album, and the world will buy it in record numbers, and the wool shall be pulled over their eyes into thinking that it is good. 33: This shall usher in the battle of Armageddon.

I mean, if you like the end of the world, go ahead and buy it.

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