Thursday, July 27, 2006

How Do You Solve a Problem Like Scarlett?

Scarlett Johansson was set to star in a London West End version of "The Sound of Music." However, Andrew Lloyd Webber, who is producing the show, said that due to the star's "outrageous demands," she had to be dropped from the project.

Andrew, she is one of the most beautiful women on the planet. Give her whatever she wants. Millions of people will come to see your tired old show just because she's in it. Wait until she's ugly before you let her go for acting like a big shot. That way, you can laugh all the way to the bank.

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