Thursday, July 06, 2006

Hillary Swank

Various reports are coming out with the fact that a big problem in everyone's favorite horse-faced actress's marriage to Rob Lowe is that he had a problem with substance abuse.

Yeah, it could be that, or it could be the fact that she is often mistaken by other people as being a horse, perhaps a progeny of the famous Mr. Ed.

Wait what's that? She wasn't married to Rob Lowe? She was married to Chad Lowe? Who cares about him?

Sorry about that, folks. I'll post again when I have some real news.

No comments: