Paris Hilton is adamantly denying that her ex, Stavros, is seeing Lindsay Lohan. She was quoted as saying, "That was crap. She's never even hung out with Stavros. He thinks she's pathetic."
This of course brought a question to my mind: in what manner is Lohan pathetic in a way that Hilton is not also pathetic? Unfortunate singing career? Check and check. Clothing company? Check and check. Advertising for "classy" things? Check and check.
Hmm. It would appear that Paris and Lindsay are, in fact, dopplegangers. I wouldn't be surprised to find out that Stavros just mixed them up.
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