It is reported that Eddie Murphy has a new lady friend, and no, it's not a transsexual hooker. The couple have fallen for each other so hard recently that they have had each other's names tattooed on themselves.
So who's the lucky lady?
Mel B aka Sporty Spice.
Although, let's see, the Spice Girls were popular in the mid-nineties and it's now the mid-2000's...perhaps a better nickname for her would be Old Spice.
People will say we're in love.