Honor Thy Father and Mother

It is being reported that Katie Holmes's parents are none too keen on Katie not being married in a Catholic ceremony. Katie's parents, who are staunch Catholics, are saying that they will not even go to the ceremony due to their disagreements with Scientology.

Finally! Somebody is standing up to crazy people! Katie, I know that Tom Cruise was the hottest thing since sliced bread about twenty years ago, but I think that the only reason that he remains to be popular is that the public is watching him with a morbid fascination of how he'll go looney tunes next.

Seriously, there are better people that you could marry. I'd say you could marry me, but you tend to have that weird cold sore on your lip that kind of freaks me out. However, myself notwithstanding, there are plenty of better fish in the sea. Saddam Hussein, for example, or Osama Bin Laden are both better choices in my book.

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